legit news can suck it Due to the obnoxious heckling from several of my coworkers, I reluctantly joined some stupid online dating service. So far I’m doing pretty well. I received messages from three fat chicks and a girl who listed bi-polar disorder under the “First Things People Usually Notice About Me†category – I’m…
Photo Andrew Franciosa If you find someone you like I highly suggest you ignore that person as best you can. It’ll make this easier. Think of all the ways you could die. Decide on the the worst one. Then think how much worse it would be if when it happened you were in…. Poughkeepsie. That’s…
[tweetmeme]I have never been surrounded by such a pervasive horde of happy people than I have in Austin. I have not caught site of a frown, a tear, or even an unsettled face in the month I’ve lived here. Folks go about their days in such a blissful state I thought for a while the…