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Chicken fight fouls at Albany Common Council

Michael Guidice and other local urban chicken activists have been trying to get the Albany Common Council to change local ordinances that ban backyard chickens. Most recently they appeared before a code enforcement committee to speak in favor of the proposal and were met with many questions, concerns, and political folly. Which came first the chicken or the unnecessary backyard squabble?

In the end the results were close, forcing the proposal to go to vote with the full council at a later date.

Here is a video featuring Michael speaking a little bit about his efforts:

More on the latest meeting at All Over Albany and the Times Union.

To keep up to date on the backyard chicken dilemma yourself, check back here or follow and join the discussion with the #albchickens hashtag on Twitter.

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APD continues to mess up

Brendan Lyons is at it again.

Known for such hits as “the bullseye parking decals” and “machine gun stockpile“, the enterprising local watchdog journalist at The Times Union posted one sloppy cop video today.

The video is from the Menands police department booking room after Brian Lutz, an off-duty Albany police officer, was arrested for falling asleep in his car stopped in the middle of I-787 next to a pile of puke. What a klutz.

Lutz, clearly a class act, was nabbed for DUI 11 years ago – a “good thing” according to the Police Union officials that were able to coach him through his arrest, because it puts him outside the 10 year window. These union reps, along with some outside legal advice, instructed Lutz not to submit to a breathalyzer, a practice pretty common with high profile arrests.

Slurred words and expletives towards the honest local cop that busted him, Lutz at one point cries out “why are you being so mean to me?”

To the rescue? Police Union reps that come in and guide Lutz on how to dodge the most punishment. The result? Don’t blow, bro.

KAB props go to District Attorney David Soares, who is clearly not loved by law-bending cops, as proof by the bashing done on video by the supposedly sober union reps.

Next time? Take a taxi.

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Shen is the new UAlbany

Shenendehowa School District of Clifton Park, the alma-mater of many locals, is a mess lately. Here’s the situation:

  • A video “went viral” of a principal hardcore tackling a student away from a fight. (wnyt) It has since been removed from YouTube because it violated their terms of service, but not before causing embarrassment and an official response. (TU)
  • A 14 year old student stole a car and ran away with some gun-wielding bro. (TU)
  • One badass student was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. (wten) Apparently he may have been pepper-sprayed after punching a cop. (tumblr)
  • A nasty drug-resistant staph infection spread to a few students. (wnyt)
  • Kids in the same homeroom for the last two years don’t even know each others names. (twitter)
  • Nearly 100 faculty positions may be eliminated because of budget cuts. (wnyt)
  • Clifton Park homeowners might be paying 3.51 percent more in taxes for hosting wonderful Shen. (TU)

photo credit: junehymas

High school readers… what else is the hap in the hallways of Shen?

Unrelated: Outpost1 at Fuzebox is Friday and 18+. No teachers!

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Your next tweets

This funny new website popped up in the Twitter world last night that once and for all proved that we are doomed as a human race and I, and everyone I know, are internet nerds.

That can be my next tweet” – a website that creates new tweets based on keywords used in a user’s existing tweets.

We did some hard-hitting investigative journalism via putting in some local Twitter usernames to see what comes up as future tweets, here are the results:

@TimesUnion

  • Rising oil prices starting to cancel Fountain Day Vandalism at Tulip Fest this year.
  • Happening Now: Albany robbery Crash on the sold-out crowd at trial of Fountain Day: Cops: Albany man safe!
  • Troy cop suspended after spending night at trial of Pancakes. Ex-Schenectady police chase Volunteers?

@AllOverAlbany

  • No, we do them. Our evil plot has a New World and sidewalk is fair game.
  • Thanks for the man! Yeah, he should have free wi-fi.
  • Thanks! Sorry you mind if there’s a mustache Right?!? People have to meet you! Thanks! Thanks!

@Metroland

  • The Albany Huh. I’ve never seen color-coded bread-bad clips Poor poor pitiful me.
  • Cinema: Diary of a peculiar idea about what state parks are the Same Place exhibit opens at Valentines!
  • You ARE warning them against alternative weeklies, right? Schools prepare for CDTA’s route no. 55.

@WCDB

  • We’re having a bunch of DJs is embarrassing!
  • No I smell like valentines. But the record library. tune in! today we could be broadcasted then we are?
  • The audience will do.

@albanypolice

  • Sunday’s Arrest Report: Chief Krokoff’s Letter to be honored during Black History Month Ceremony!

Try it out with your own Twitter username (must not be set to private) or some of your other favorites at That Can Be My Next Tweet. Some suggestions: @CharlieSheen, @KanyeWest, @BreakingNews.

Speaking of Twitter, put it to good use and enter our sold out Bassnectar at the Armory ticket giveaway here.

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Tulip Fest 2011 Line Up Announced

Calling all bros…. stay home.

Albany today announced the Tulip Fest lineup, and with it the new alcohol policies in the wake of all things drunk around here lately.

For the lineup and more, read on. Continue Reading →

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Were you “seen” at UAlbany’s Fountain Day 2011?

Were you “seen” at UAlbany’s Fountain Day 2011?

Fountain Day was canceled, but check out these videos from students partying in the fountain anyway.

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Value Menu: $1.11 blackouts at Brew Crew

Read the update from Brew Crew at the bottom of the post.

Are you a homeless bro, in massive student debt, or a former APD spokesman looking for a cheap drink? Good news! Hypeworthy deal right now at Oliver’s Beverage (Brew Crew) on Colvin Ave. in Albany – $1.11 for a one pint can of 12% alc/vol A:M Premium Malt Beverage, and they claim the price will be going down to 50 cents per can soon… thus earning its spot on the KAB Value Menu.

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