Chris “shoenice” Schewe has more up his blue sleeves

By on March 28, 2011 in Parties, The internet

Our favorite upcoming local viral comedian/performance artist, Chris Schewe had some more in store for us, and he has no plans of stopping the torrent of epic talent videos from gracing our lives. In this one, he acknowledges haters in life, and loves them. He’s standing up for the students rights and makes it clear he was “already famous” before “all of this”. He invites people to come talk to him and stop hating. Godspeed.

…two quarter pounders in under one minute…

…some hot candle wax…

…crayons…

Today’s headliner, 4 on fire books of matches, a small envelope and some butane for good measure.

Chris, if you see this, you are perpetually welcome to become part of the Keep Albany Boring team, with your own column if you do so choose.

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  • Kayla Cronin

    Looks like a pretty serious case of pica to me. He should really stop doing that.

  • George

    Why are people feeding this idiots ego? He isn’t funny, he’s disturbed.

    • Guest

       Fuck you.

      • mike

        indeed

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nico-Gonz/100001207237732 Nico Gonz

    What his deal wearing the same damn blue shirt and hat. Does he not own other clothing?

  • Fortiesbaby

    feel sorry for his new girlfriend; she thinks he is soon going to be very rich from his writing children’s books?

    • http://keepalbanyboring.com andrew

      source?

    • Fortiesbaby

      opps   wrong schewe

  • Fortiesbaby

    I think he is homeless

  • Fortiesbaby

    wrong schewe   oops……what beach????

  • Fortiesbaby

    do you have a girl frend since your divorce

  • Fortiesbaby

    do you live alone

  • Fortiesbaby

    I believe you do have talent, but this stuff you are doing is positvely ridiculous.  For the sake of you and especially your new love, why not explose orher venues.

  • Fortiesbaby

    where are the scarves?

  • Joeywindowsbro

    HE IS A GENIUS!

  • Guest

    He’s a 43 year old man ffs, just let him do what he wants and enjoy it.

  • Ackid38

    Haters on every website if you dont like Shoenice22 than dont watch Shoenice22.The comments left on these sites mean you watched,so something made you watch.No he might not get rich anytime soon but this is america and we can do what we want.If he wants to eat crazy stuff then thats what he will do,noone said you have to like it,but to leave nasty and hateful comments to someone you dont even know makes me wonder about you and how you were brought up by your parents.You hate people for doing you wrong,or hurting you or yours. But to hate someone thats never done a thing to you(he didnt come to you,twist your arm and say”watch my video or i will eat your young”.You elected to watch.And if you think your hatred bothers him,believe me all the hate does is fuels the fire and more videos for us,the idiots that love this entertainment.So continue your hate so we can continue to enjoy more Shoenice22 videos for years to come.

  • oldgregg

    Drink baileys from a shoe

    • Anonymous

      Old Gregg, lmfao.

  • Shauno

    You are a seriously mess up dude, but fuck your funny, keep up the good work. Shaun from Australia…